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YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

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My Date With The President’s Daughter (1998)
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999)
Smart House (1999)
Johnny Tsunami (1999)
The Color of Friendship (2000)
Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000)
Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)
The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000)
Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (2001)
A Ring of Endless Nights (2002)
Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off (2003)
Hellloooooo Childhood!
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